If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
do you think Walt Disney would like Dog with a Blog?
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means
my grandma asked me what i want for my birthday so i said all i want for my birthday is a big booty ho and she said that im making jesus sad
Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
whatever choices we make whatever details we alter we always end up here